Traffic Crew’s Xena and Scary Spice dolls have been absconded by Security Team B (or C I’m not quite sure which) from the Triangle.
There was also a threat to take Shuttle crew’s duck made by the Traffic crew earlier. Shuttle crew has gotten a restraining order on the Traffic crew to protect the duck. Shuttle also wrote a three page will for the duck just in case something happened to the duck, its ducklings would be taken care of.
Someone tried to steal the duck earlier in the belly bowl and almost got tackled. Poor duck had its legs broken and had to go to the womb for medical attention. It’s now in some secure location.
We still have our Turkey.
Decatur was plotting for us to scare the crap out of the overnight team. Her and Helen were also planning to double cross our own teammates and steal Xena and Scary from subcrew B and give it back to Traffic – for the price of a pizza.
Double and triple agents all over the place! This shit is getting crazy. And somehow I’ve found my way in the middle of it.
Not sure how that happened.
(*no real wildlife was harmed during the festival)
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